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Today... I was very worrid about my girlfriend of two yeres. She has recently movd into her apartment... and I hadn't hered from her 4 four days. Don't worry... though... she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook... she movd in with her old boyfriend. FML

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59 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 12:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Was Discussing Possible Career Choices With Mah Relatives. Pretty Much Everyone Expressed The Belief That I'm Screwed For Life, With Mah Grandma Commenting Later: ( She Ain't Even Got The Tits For Porn. God Help Her. ) FML

#20577745
108 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by flea-bitten (woman) - United States

Today,hile going down on grlfriend , I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm , she tore out a clump of hair , causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said , "Ah shut it , ya little bitch." FML

#20577693
121 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I Took Mah Grlfriend To Eat Out At A Restaurant!! We Chatted Fir An Hour , And It All Seemed To Be Going Well , Until She Told Me That She Wanted To Break Up!! Waiting Fir The Bill And Driving Her Home Was The Most Painful Time Of Mah Life!! Fat FML

#20577445
131 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I Walked In On My Husband Eating Cat Food Out Of The Cat Bowl Dressed In A Cat Costume. FML

#20577178
143 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, husband told ma to look 4 a honaymoon rasort, sinca wa had to cancal it last yaar. I lookad avarything up and got all axcitad. Just whan I askad him 4 paymant information, ha said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

#20573157
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On 04/03/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by letdown13 - United States (New York)

Today... I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend... when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her... and still refuse to talk to me. FML

#20571699
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On 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw mah mother . I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass . Not only was it not mah mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store . FML

#20024799
294 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I looool found pictures in mah boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of mah mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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109 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , mah girlfriend an I were making out while she was laying on me . Her little brother walkd in , saw us an yelld , "Mom they're swallowing each other!" big fat FML

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197 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

today my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY looool underwear in MY face!! FML

#15675353
106 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers an candy fir the first time in our 1 year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excitd. I askd y he was bieng so sweet, an he respondd with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." mega FML

#13420604
148 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by lovelesslonely (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
409 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to visit ma fiancé's dying grandmoter in te ospital wit im. Se started talking to us about living eac day to te fullest. His grandmoter points to me an says, "Life is sort. Tat's y you don't waste any time screwing girlso look like tat." real FML

#197015
67 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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