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by Telemarket / 04/04/2012 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by MattBC97 / 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ohno / 03/25/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML
by BBFreak97 / 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Surprisebuttsecks? / 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML
by Damnit / 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by FirstStringQB / 10/01/2011 at 6:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 12:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been… Today, I bought body chocolate to use in bed with my boyfriend in the hopes of spicing things up.… Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him.…