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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1360
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML


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On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I face planted with my books flying everywhere. FML


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On 04/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML


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