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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 March 1990 (25 years)
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Taday I was talking to boyfriend and he brushed hair out of eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56199) - you deserved it (5336)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I was talking to boyfriend and he brushed hair out of eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." real FML

#780789
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56199) - you deserved it (5336)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walkd up to me in the middle of the busy mall and startd screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931
157 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday , I asked boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be . I was thrd . My mom was second . FML

#710815
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On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday , I asked boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be . I was thrd . My mom was second . FML

#710815
178 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio 4 an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandexhile doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

#644152
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On 03/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by unitywoods (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS GOING TO A STOPLIGHT PARTY. GREEN SHIRT=SINGLE, YELLOW=HARD TO GET AN RED=TAKEN. I SHOW UP WEARING A RED SHIRT AN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND IN A GREEN SHIRT. THINKING IT WAS A MISTAKE, I ASK HIM JOKINGLYHY HE ISN'T WEARING RED. HE LOOKS AT ME WEIRD AN SAYS, "OH, YOU DIDN'T GET MY TEXT?" FML

#642666
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On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was outside serecing fir "treasures" wit my son using small plastic sovels. All of a sudden e starts screaming. He dug up te bones of our old dog. I told im tat we ad sent im away to live on a farm, I even elped my son write letters to te farm owners. FML

#640480
161 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 9:05am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Austria (Vorarlberg)

Taday I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she orderd the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so u shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss u later." She lookd at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

#621353
174 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day mah grlfriand cummd up to ma an told ma wa would navar do anything saxual in our ralationship. Sha said I was too adorabla to taka sariously in bd. FML

#620821
181 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had mah girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in mah basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to fine mah 10 year old brother sitting next to mah girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw yur brains looool out, whatever that means". FML

#620278
113 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

yesterday I went out with this girl I really liked and she cummed back to mah place. Thing were heating up and we ended up having sex and I was on top. I was really into it and in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said "oh... look at the time... I gotta get home". She wasn't wearing a watch. real FML

#618347
103 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 4:37am - intimacy - by crap (man) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
142 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into shirt pocket and said ( have a drink on me. ) When I got to truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
165 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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