About Armin : Being an itty bitty curious eh D:
I don't know what to tell you so: I'm Armin and from time to time I have outbursts of randomness and excessive joy. It's fun :D
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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