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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13809
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Armin : Being an itty bitty curious eh D:

I don't know what to tell you so: I'm Armin and from time to time I have outbursts of randomness and excessive joy. It's fun :D

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Today, I found out that mah mom had read mah diary because she was worried. She now knows details about mah depression, details about mah sex life, such as how I lost mah virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), an wat condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed mah dad. big fat FML

#6389585
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35529) - you deserved it (20088)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was sitting with a friend who movd back into town, an he told me about how he hookd up with a girl at a bar last night. I askd him if she was hot, he respondd "Yeah, I have a picture of her on phone." It was a picture of girlfriend. FML

#6388093
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40013) - you deserved it (2407)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

#6354900
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41227) - you deserved it (2894)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I asked mah boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is mah grlfriend's father. Nice. FML

#6353474
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (2889)

On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today... I tougt ma online boyfriend was calling me... so te first line I said was "Hey... Baby." His wife answered wit... "Tis is Jenny. Wo's tis?" After speaking 4 tirty minutes... I found out e's married... fifty-eigt... and as two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13445) - you deserved it (65065)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat ma dad as been aving an affair. Wit ma formerly favorite teacer. Te best part? Yesterday, se announcd to te class tat se was pregnant. I clappd and congratulatd er. FML

#6318893
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45976) - you deserved it (2210)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I sent boyfriend a letter , turns out it looool was te wrong address. My pantie r now somewere in Canadian post. FML

#6282921
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7899) - you deserved it (37590)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:45am - love - by cndpost (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I proposd to mah grlfriend of 6 years . She said no . Why? She's already marrid . FML

#6198719
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50986) - you deserved it (5913)

On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States

2DAY I WOKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING TO FIND A VERY GORGEOUS GIRL IN MAH BED. HER ONLY WORDS TO ME WERE "DID ANYTHING HAPPEN?" WHEN I REPLIED YES SHE BEGAN TO CRY. NICE TO KNOW I WAS SOMEONE'S ROCK BOTTOM. FML

#6118877
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22577) - you deserved it (4681)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States

Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with fir 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blockd up the toilet. FML

#6110361
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32423) - you deserved it (8812)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me 4 the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. mega FML

#6089895
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21324) - you deserved it (2546)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at my scool's Midnigt Madness, I was selectd to sow my scool spirit in a contest!! Being drunk, I decidd to ump te scool mascot in front of 300 people!! FML

#6065931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6375) - you deserved it (47480)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I opened my personal laptop looool at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten second of slurping , spitting and gagging. It was my frst day. FML

#6040415
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7848) - you deserved it (33045)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY I MET UP WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN TALKING TO ON THE INTERNET 4 A YEAR AN A HALF. TURNS OUT SHE EDITS HER MOUSTACHE OUT OF ALL HER PHOTOS. BIG FAT FML

#6035078
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15532) - you deserved it (31847)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little broter ad left is myspace page up wit a message between im and is friend. Tey were talking about a plan to basically umiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." real FML

#6029575
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30316) - you deserved it (4229)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States



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