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Armin
  • Town/Country : A soccer field-sized country called Belgium :D
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 9038
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Armin : Being an itty bitty curious eh D:

I don't know what to tell you so: I'm Armin and from time to time I have outbursts of randomness and excessive joy. It's fun :D

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (10178)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
289 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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