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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13811
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Armin : Being an itty bitty curious eh D:

I don't know what to tell you so: I'm Armin and from time to time I have outbursts of randomness and excessive joy. It's fun :D

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Armin's favorite FMLs

Today, I askd my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately respondd, ( Well, TV shows r boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama. ) FML

#963044
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45398) - you deserved it (29777)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35503) - you deserved it (497237)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she orderd the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so u shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss u later." She lookd at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

#621353
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63200) - you deserved it (32697)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML

Today my parent were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice very noticeably. FML

#350139
87 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Moanie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136184) - you deserved it (20311)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317031)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

TODAY, I JUST FINISHED HAVING DINNER WITH MAH BOYFRIEND, SO I LEANED OVER TO HIM AND SAID SEDUCTIVELY, "HOW ABOUT SOME DESSERT?" OBVIOUSLY, HE DIDN'T CATCH MAH TONE, BECAUSE HE THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "BABE, U REALLY DON'T NEED IT."

#274634
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68608) - you deserved it (8816)

On 03/11/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by marshmallowssss (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bought a parakeet 4 my kids. When I got home an presented it to looool them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows an doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32119) - you deserved it (58559)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73979) - you deserved it (759072)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (14796)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today , my 6-year-old son said to me , ( You smell nice daddy. ) Surprisd but flatterd , I thankd him. He then addd , ( I like the smell of cheese! ) Fml

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (5614)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version



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