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Armin
  • Town/Country : A soccer field-sized country called Belgium :D
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 10229
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Armin : Being an itty bitty curious eh D:

I don't know what to tell you so: I'm Armin and from time to time I have outbursts of randomness and excessive joy. It's fun :D

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Armin's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

#6645209
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7353) - you deserved it (36971)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by smart phone mms - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

#6644248
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7150) - you deserved it (34242)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20074) - you deserved it (5804)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbor took out a restraining order against me. She told the cops that for the last week, I've been standing in my yard looking at her though her bedroom window. It's my blow up Santa in the yard, not me. FML

#6637794
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26988) - you deserved it (2088)

On 12/06/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML

#6636501
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30911) - you deserved it (2571)

On 12/06/2009 at 5:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

#6624561
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12947) - you deserved it (31655)

On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

#6620817
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (2552)

On 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm - animals - by Sissy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML

#6613935
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (2939)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, one of the comic companies I submitted to, replied back. They said that the story was boring, and the main character bland, generic, uncultured, had no potential for personal growth, a suburbanite, and an ignorant shut-in. I based the personality of the main character on my own. FML

#6613225
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18553) - you deserved it (8441)

On 12/05/2009 at 6:24am - misc - by someonesomething - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML

#6605116
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22777) - you deserved it (6675)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML

#6595557
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (9857)

On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45672) - you deserved it (2033)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

#6589221
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30200) - you deserved it (3433)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

#6578474
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33126) - you deserved it (3095)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

#6575339
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27985) - you deserved it (7909)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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