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Armaros
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1933
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16308) - you deserved it (27667)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33477) - you deserved it (56066)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (11193) - you deserved it (29712)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48351) - you deserved it (37867)

On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8309) - you deserved it (1464)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version



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