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Armaros
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 2575
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
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I agree, your life sucks (18922) - you deserved it (35610)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13890) - you deserved it (38813)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12702) - you deserved it (2320)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version



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