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About AriiPoohh96 : I love Black Veil Brides... I'm attracted to emo boys :3 I have a thing for them. I listen to loads of rock music. And i would love to marry Kellin Quinn , Andy Biersack, Ronnie Radke, James, Channing Tatum.. whuch ever comes first xD
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Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015