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AriTheAirhead
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA!!!
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AriTheAirhead : Well hello there! Since you clicked here, I'll tell you a little bit about me. :D

I love to laugh, make others laugh, and have a good time! My favorite color is lavender but all colors are pretty in their own special way. :P I have a randomly sad issue with tripping occasionally. Family time, TAEKWONDO!, Harry Potter, Girl Scouts (yes, girl scouts:), Volunteering, Chocolate.... All just a bunch of random things I love.
Most of the time I'm on my brother's iTouch, so it may take me like two days to respond to messages. Then again, for some reason I can never remember what my password is, so just bear with me. Hehehe....Well... At times I can be an Airhead, so I guess that makes me all the more loveable! That's all for now! Peace! ;)

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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36579) - you deserved it (50833)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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