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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Argenisjose : I'm Argenis(Ar-hen-is) from new york city. Roses are red pickles are green you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
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i'm 21 years old a flirt i like to make people smile, have a

good time, i am a genius, i can speak all the languages on

Google translate because i like to flirt with all type of

different kinds of woman. peep this out aye girl the sky is

blue the sun is yellow would you like to chat with this fine

young fellow.

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