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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 August 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 767
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Arcran5 : I'm Liam McGee. I'm morbid & bitter, & reading about your crap lives makes mine seem slightly better.

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Today, I listened to my voice mail messages for the first time in months. One was from my Grandma that must have been meant for Gramps. I think I know now why my mother has so many siblings. FML

#5502939
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19656) - you deserved it (1651)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

#3313899
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34683) - you deserved it (11971)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

#3115220
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54885) - you deserved it (6494)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I ask him jokingly why he isn't wearing red. He looks at me weird and says, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101450) - you deserved it (5202)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)



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