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Archay
  • Town/Country : Raleigh, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Archay : Did you know you can use a bagel to operate your touch screen? I also wrote this with a bagel. Try it.

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Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44528) - you deserved it (4693)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

#20698730
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I agree, your life sucks (57451) - you deserved it (2749)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by regstl - United States (Oregon)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

#20673360
104 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

#20119371
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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML

#14348519
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On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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