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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1974 (42 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4809
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Arch27 : Member of the 501st Legion.

I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.

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Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

by Danno / 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

by / 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm / Work

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

by / 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm / Kids

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

by / 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm / Money

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

by Noname / 12/30/2008 at 11:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

by / 12/30/2008 at 6:16am / Work

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

by lpilou / 11/21/2008 at 12:40am / Love

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

by lageste / 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm / Love

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

by frog / 11/06/2008 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (London) / Love

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

by Rolax / 11/06/2008 at 4:38am / Love

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids