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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1974 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3221
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Arch27 : Member of the 501st Legion.

I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.

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2day I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with!! I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me!! After a while I went back to check mah email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost!! FML

#663
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21034) - you deserved it (6659)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

today boss got a promotion an I got laid off!! FML

#837
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (1802)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife an I both have blond hair an blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
380 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

yesterdayhen I saw a big box that lookd like a playstation , I got really excitd and parents were there and everything lookd like it really was something big , so I start to open the wrapper and surprise..!! it was a lamp!! FML

#759
44 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after seieng a grl for a few weeks on an off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after going to college 4 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do . FML

#761
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20551) - you deserved it (3057)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Was Finally Able To Get To Know A Grl At University Who I'd Been Eyeing Up Fir Months. We Had A Nice Conversation. We Discovered That We Live In The Same Area... And So We Talked About That. I Told Her That The Little Restaurant Under My House Was Really Disgusting. Her Parents Own It. Mega FML

#352
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (9419)

On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

Today,hile I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She startd looking at mah crotch an said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smild, but she insistd. Ashes had set mah trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (4695)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, DURING A NEVER-ENDING DINNER WITH REALLY BORING FRIENDS, I FAKD BEING TIRD AN TOLD MY HUSBAND, ( LET’S GO HONEY, WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO DRIVE HOME. ) HE LOOKS AT ME AN SAYS, ( WELL… WE ARE AT HOME. ) FML

#238
57 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today,ile on oliday in England, a cute boy cummed up and askedere I'm from . Wen I said Paris, e gave a look and said, "O, strange, I always tougt Parisians were te most beautiful women in te world." FML

#233
46 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah boyfriand cummd up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much incoma tax. How about wa gat marrid?” FML

#226
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54432) - you deserved it (5502)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in a nightclub with mah grlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset mah grlfriend so I escaped to the bar. When I came back I saw the same grl making out with mah grlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. mega FML

#202
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55654) - you deserved it (8300)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML

#170
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15972) - you deserved it (46413)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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