About Arch27 : Member of the 501st Legion.
I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.
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Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version
Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)
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