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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1974 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2505
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Arch27 : Member of the 501st Legion.

I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.

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Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19878) - you deserved it (7945)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920
48 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

#896
24 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by Elizabeth - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

#895
22 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

#887
58 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

#884
14 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
83 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

#813
15 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 2:42am - work - by Poopalipa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
26 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
26 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (2814)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version



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