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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1974 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2517
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Arch27 : Member of the 501st Legion.

I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.

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Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (2105)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

#1056
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8959) - you deserved it (17304)

On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

#1020
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14645) - you deserved it (2493)

On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (2763)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14190) - you deserved it (8448)

On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

#1008
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12098) - you deserved it (8782)

On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)

Today, my coworker told me that the framed picture our boss put on her desk last week was not, as I originally thought, a picture of her father, but a picture of Rupert Murdoch. FML

#999
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11256) - you deserved it (2746)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:03am - work - by newscorp employee - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

#984
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (4448)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (2886)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

#974
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19109) - you deserved it (1840)

On 01/11/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by EpicFail - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13630) - you deserved it (7676)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother told me: "If you didn't exist, I wouldn't stay with your father". So it's MY fault if she's having problems with him? FML

#961
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (1871)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:22am - love - by Yubi - Belgium (Hainaut)

Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

#950
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5156) - you deserved it (25567)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by M to the line - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16708) - you deserved it (6629)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)



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