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I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.
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by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
by thanksmom / 06/02/2011 at 5:27am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 3:26am / United States / Health
by Stiny / 06/01/2011 at 2:44pm / United States / Health
by aarone23 / 06/01/2011 at 9:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML
by Masonlee89 / 11/20/2009 at 10:59pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
by Anonymous / 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML
by unemployed / 05/21/2009 at 3:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by BassGuy / 05/18/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by esk / 05/18/2009 at 4:48am / China (Shanghai) / Health
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2009 at 11:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
by olalala2382 / 04/02/2009 at 1:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML
by dunnough / 01/14/2009 at 6:06am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had… Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my… Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly"…