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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1974 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2528
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Arch27 : Member of the 501st Legion.

I will always vote "You Deserved It" on any story that involves getting caught by parents while doing something stupid. You can't complain when you're not paying the bills. Move out - then you can do whatever you want.

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Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

#20447311
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16438) - you deserved it (91712)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML

#20145916
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23463) - you deserved it (4979)

On 11/03/2012 at 3:42pm - health - by WeddingWoes (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML

#20082194
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (2178)

On 09/21/2012 at 2:49pm - money - by The Drew - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

#20081871
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20120) - you deserved it (1921)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:48am - love - by dateless (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (3419)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47909) - you deserved it (2829)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (7154)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27016) - you deserved it (7923)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52413) - you deserved it (6691)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60442) - you deserved it (5642)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29414) - you deserved it (1938)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

#17093832
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27364) - you deserved it (2404)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by MIB (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (5498)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36105) - you deserved it (9358)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30575) - you deserved it (9823)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)



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