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About AquariusMaddy : Hi, I'm Maddy. I'm a student with tons of work to do, so coming on FML usually isn't a good idea...but I do it anyways(:

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Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

#19470748
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9800) - you deserved it (44283)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (32325)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42552) - you deserved it (2695)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26599) - you deserved it (1948)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

#19358358
136 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

#19299225
112 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
145 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15756) - you deserved it (52924)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
322 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35982) - you deserved it (2208)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

#19152486
146 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9487) - you deserved it (21203)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24250) - you deserved it (2694)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30628) - you deserved it (2312)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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