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Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML

#1297315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62420) - you deserved it (8468)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8746) - you deserved it (29088)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

#1168
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I agree, your life sucks (18970) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by marlow - Canada (Ontario)



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