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Applejacks18
  • Town/Country : In Montana, 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Applejacks18 : My name is Alexx (yeah there are two x's, not a typo) and I'm currently studying petroleum engineering. I'm the typical socially awkward engineering student. I enjoy the finer things in life such as mud and motorcycles ;). I also kickbox but that's just to stay in shape. Ocelots are badass (if you don't know what an ocelot is then go google it right now). I always like to talk to new people so hit me up with a message sometime.

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44658) - you deserved it (5213)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by a - United States

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25248) - you deserved it (9400)

On 03/24/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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