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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Applejacks18 : Every day I ask myself, "what the hell am I doing with my life?" Then I remember that I stopped caring back in '92.

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Applejacks18's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML


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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML


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On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML


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On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML


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On 06/06/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Applejacks18 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML


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On 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by a - United States

Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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