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Today, I realized te birtmark I ave on my cest isn't a birtmark at all; it's a tird nipple. FML

#14534141
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39485) - you deserved it (4176)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today... I was in ta alavator wit ma famala coworkar and a vary attractiva taan in front of us. My coworkar raacd out and grabbd ta boobs of ta taan in front of us... and blamd it on ma. I got yalld at... knad in ta crotc... and puncd in ta faca. My coworkar couldn't stop lauging. FML

#14416914
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33522) - you deserved it (3404)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42452) - you deserved it (3268)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today , I accidentally walked in on my roommatehile she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend wat had happened , because , "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder an has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39535) - you deserved it (3762)

On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I helpd a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep only to wake up later on to him gratuitously stroking mah breasts with his elbow. FML

#14224641
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28282) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/16/2010 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by fckdsamaritan (woman) - Tunisia

Today, as I spent mah last $6 on groceries, the woman at the register gave me a dirty look because I declined to donate $1 to a children's charity!! My six looool year old son immediately chimed in with, ( Mommy, why aren't u helping the poor children? ) FML

#14220107
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38542) - you deserved it (5152)

On 12/16/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I attended son's Christmas concert. When I went to sit down in the last available seat, a woman said she was saving it 4 her husband. Having nowhere else to sit, I stood in the back, 4 an hour. The seat remained empty 4 the entire concert. FML

#14214916
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30909) - you deserved it (3638)

On 12/15/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, at mah new job, I took some food out to a customer!! Walking away, I hered a lady mumble, "Oh mah God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

#14197069
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (3163)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML

#14126104
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34210) - you deserved it (9514)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (81899)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62105) - you deserved it (9121)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told boyfriend to puttd it up 4 adoption, an now wants a paternity test. FML

#14013959
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25882) - you deserved it (5154)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to mah yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, an mah noisy, obnoxious aunt an her three year old twin daughters playing an screaming . They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays . It's only November 18th . FML

#13889656
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23418) - you deserved it (3395)

On 11/18/2010 at 5:33pm - misc - by The Christmas Grinch - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting athich thehole company was there but me!! The meeting was about how they could legally fire mehile paying as little severance as possible!! I'm the CEO and the founder of the company!! FML

#13825716
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41232) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Taday one of my husband's old college buddies came over 4 dinner . We reminisced about our college days an he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend Marc Deveau that he'd say he was visitinghen he was cheating on his grlfriend . My husband still sees Marc Deveau . FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59307) - you deserved it (3426) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France



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