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Today, I asked my friendhat form of brth control she used the frst time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet an said, "You can't get pregnant the frst time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
277 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

TODAY, IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, MY BROTHER'S WIFE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH THERE FRST CHILD. EVERYONE JOKED AROUND AND SAID I WAS NEXT. TWO WEEKS AGO I FOUND OUT THAT I'M STERILE. FML

#15487602
156 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, thank to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, mah nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. fat FML

#15129596
75 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ad to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking looool to ma boyfriend about it, and I told im tat ma stomac really urt. His response? "Aw. Tat's just te baby dying." FML

#15109555
188 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Yesterday, I Woke Up To A Bloody Nose!! Instead Of Rushing To The Bathroom, I Creatively Dripped The Blood Over A Knife 4 Photography Class Cuz The Assignment Was To Show Emotion!! So Many Of The Students An Faculty Were Disturbed That I'm Now Forced To Talk To The School Psychologist!! FML

#15000344
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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today... mah boyfriend left 4 a 2-year job posting in China. We had agred to maintain a long distance relationship an even workd out a visiting schedule. Later that night... after trying to reach him... I realizd the numbers he gave me weren't 4 China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
70 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -

Today , to enhance our sex life , mah boyfriend an I decidd to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun an exhilarating. Until u actually get caught. FML

#14845323
118 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
113 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, was my frst day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shrt was see-through. FML

#14698327
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On 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm - work - by oooops (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today my friend were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out fir a couple of drinks. Because of looool all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

#14627617
78 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 3:53pm - misc - by slondons (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after staying up all night at friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on cheek, so I slapped it away. When I hered crying, I opened eyes and realized it was friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
98 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I looool had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. real FML

#14572536
165 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today... mah boyfriand of a yaar dumpad ma by taxt. It's also tha day that tha brthday prasant I ordarad 4 him was finally procassad and shippad... maaning I can't cancal and gat mah monay back. FML

#14551345
53 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 5:58am - love - by lovefool (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Yastarday, soma construction workars kapt going in and out tha door naxt to mah cubicla. Thay dacidad it would ba aasiar to just prop tha door opan 4 tha naxt hour. It's 20 dagraas outsida, and I'm waaring a drass. FML

#14543942
99 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 9:45am - work - by bitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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