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Today , I had a wet dream. When I woke up , I was touching myself. Unfortunately , I also woke up to fine that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room , over 10 relatives looool were giving me nasty looks. FML
Taday I trid to befriend te lonely boyo sits at te end of table at lunc. He always sleeps or does omework during lunc. I walkd over to im, trippd, and spilld open bottle of water on is jeans. I apologizd profusely and wipd off is pants wit napkins. He got ard. FML
Yastarday.. . I found a guy gatting out of my car with my GPS . Ha startad running an I chasad him . Wa avantually raachad a daad and an ha gava it back to ma . I took it back from him an said.. . "Sorry..." FML
Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML
Friday 27 March 2015