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Today my boyfriand out of ta blua told ma I wasn't fat tat my stomac was flat and it was only my butt tat was big. I tougt tat tis was a complimant. His rasponsa? "Not at all". FML

#5886
31 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah boyfriand callad ma by his mothar's nama 4 tha 100th tima. I'm a guy. maga FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33422) - you deserved it (9268)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today , I had a wet dream. When I woke up , I was touching myself. Unfortunately , I also woke up to fine that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room , over 10 relatives looool were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (7611)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I trid to befriend te lonely boyo sits at te end of table at lunc. He always sleeps or does omework during lunc. I walkd over to im, trippd, and spilld open bottle of water on is jeans. I apologizd profusely and wipd off is pants wit napkins. He got ard. FML

#4106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29394) - you deserved it (9843)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yastarday.. . I found a guy gatting out of my car with my GPS . Ha startad running an I chasad him . Wa avantually raachad a daad and an ha gava it back to ma . I took it back from him an said.. . "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23868) - you deserved it (5811)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing family heritage with girlfriend's parents!! The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointd at me an yelld, ( HITLER! ) FML

#3008
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23902) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I figured out that mah baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

#2463
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5507) - you deserved it (19858)

On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
216 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school!! We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant!! The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me!! FML

#748
18 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I tried to cuddle Simon, mah five year old son. He wriggled away an said: "If u need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or fine another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I tried to cuddle Simon, mah five year old son. He wriggled away an said: "If u need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or fine another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (3073)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife an I both have blond hair an blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
380 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried abouthat's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18423) - you deserved it (1954)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (3177)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version



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