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Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53322) - you deserved it (3100)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
709 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18660) - you deserved it (95007)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11037) - you deserved it (56917)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30932) - you deserved it (2598)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (3513)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50367) - you deserved it (3717)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
80 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35231) - you deserved it (6985)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96043) - you deserved it (6390)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55519) - you deserved it (12907)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
153 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong



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