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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (1616)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10370) - you deserved it (116466)

On 04/02/2009 at 9:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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