About Apparatus333 : I am a girl.
My name is Amila.
I am from rainy old England. Lancaster, Lancashire, to be exact. Message me if you want.
I'd be happy to point out how ignorant you are.
I have nothing really cool or original to say :\ So toodle-loo.
I like feathers!
Sorry, my clone just doesn't know respect.
Oh and, sorry if I keep on visiting your profile. I'm not a stalker I swear >_>
About Apparatus333 : I am a girl.
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by dumbteacher / 11/22/2010 at 9:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 9:42am / Reserved / Work
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
by Claire / 09/29/2010 at 1:59am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by worried / 04/01/2010 at 4:28am / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML
by csc4lyfe09 / 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by nutcracker / 02/23/2010 at 4:28am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
by papertrains / 02/20/2010 at 10:13am / Singapore / Health
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
by Lizzielollipop816 / 02/18/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
by SeaSick / 02/15/2010 at 12:03am / United States (Florida) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 02/04/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
by Laughluv / 01/02/2010 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous