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About Apparatus333 : I am a girl.
My name is Amila.
I'm 14.
I am from rainy old England. Lancaster, Lancashire, to be exact. Message me if you want.
I'd be happy to point out how ignorant you are.
I have nothing really cool or original to say :\ So toodle-loo.
I like feathers!
Sorry, my clone just doesn't know respect.
Oh and, sorry if I keep on visiting your profile. I'm not a stalker I swear >_>
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -
Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by SeaSick (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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