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by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
by love you too mommy / 01/27/2014 at 2:26pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love
by libraries are a girl's best friend / 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
by lilly1105 / 07/15/2013 at 9:19am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by failure as a parent / 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by ZydecosGirl / 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health
by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…