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Aozora
  • Town/Country : Rainbow Lane, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Aozora : Not an Average female. I don't like to get in anyones way of trololol'ing. Now gtfo you damn stalkers:)

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Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17498) - you deserved it (1824)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get their insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your f*cking car and get the f*ck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10308) - you deserved it (23229)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11233) - you deserved it (32366)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9359) - you deserved it (38000)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong



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