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Aozora
  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Aozora : Don't be so full of shit, this is the internet.

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Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44825) - you deserved it (2853)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:10pm - health - by shatMyself - United States

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

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On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get their insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

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297 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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142 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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