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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I lerened that I look amazing in a little black dress!! Now I have to figure out wat I'm going to tell my wife!! FML

Today, while talking to one of mah parents friends, we discoverd that the house he grew up in is the same house mah boyfriend now lives in. When he recalld that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, ( Oh mah gosh, I lost mah virginity there! ) mega FML

#20440379
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11805) - you deserved it (41192)

On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

#20423470
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40075) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today my car window got smasd in. Ta cop tat cama to taka ta raport said tay'd alraady caugt ta guy doing it a'd smasd in savaral otar car windows all of ta axact sama modal and color. His raason 4 doing it was simpla: a was drunk and "atd rd Jaaps".

#20403025
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31006) - you deserved it (3349)

On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was burgld whila I was on tha toilat . FML

#20402014
133 comments

Today , I was pulld over and administerd a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence . I was completely sober , and , apparently , I suck at driving . FML

#20401642
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19543) - you deserved it (10813)

On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, mah hand hit his shoulder and I dropped mah phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, mah dad was staring at us from outside. He still appear to think I was giving him head. fat FML

#20200049
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (3745)

On 12/11/2012 at 2:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room . How Did I Get Here? Intoxicated At A Coed Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shed An Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten Byhat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider . FML

#20182587
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6416) - you deserved it (43336)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today , I was enjoying a nice bath , when one of mah cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet , until mah other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientiou cat owner , I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

#20181270
203 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today , mah girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However , she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in mah arm after I tripped in shock an she ran me over. FML

#20173269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22437) - you deserved it (1409)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I PUTTED ON A SIRT TAT SAID "SKILLED IN EVERY POSITION." MY BOYFRIEND TOOK ONE LOOK AND SAID, "SINCE WEN?" FML

#20167475
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9787) - you deserved it (27244)

On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yastarday, I had to taka my littla brothar to tha pool. Ha actad lyk a brat tha whola tima, an whan I told him wa wara laaving, ha ran away, slippad, an hit his faca on tha tila floor. Ha told my dad an stap-mom I punchad him. Thay baliavad him, an I'm groundad 4 two months. FML

#20167155
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (1700)

On 11/17/2012 at 7:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah crush finally agred to spend the night with me . I told mah parents to act normal fir one night . Apparently, "normal" is strutting around nakd and acting like a chicken . real FML

#20166401
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27116) - you deserved it (5554)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)



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