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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5719
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

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Today , I got fired from my job at a wieght-loss center cuz I was too skinny , and apparently it's too depressing 4 the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (3393)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49359) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, I cummed home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support mah now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, looool because I found him in mah bedroom, licking whipped cream off mah step-sister. FML

#19577163
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31036) - you deserved it (3964)

On 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY , I AD FOOD POISONING. WEN I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO DRAG MYSELF TO TE KITCEN FOR SOME GATORADE , I GOT STUNG BY A WASP. FML

#19575961
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (2034)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. big fat FML

#19557308
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (3049)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lerened the hard way not to take off yur shrt with a toothpick in yur mouth. FML

#19521815
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6915) - you deserved it (25337)

On 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by monkeycannon7 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

#19454762
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2749)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (47607)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I punched myself in the facehile trying to putted my bra on. FML

Today, mah girlfriand fall aslaaphila giving ma haad. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (5412)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

#19324348
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25299) - you deserved it (6141)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting . He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me . Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous . FML

#19320127
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (12660)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by tellingthetruth (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

2day mah girlfriend compard mah penis to a snake. Not cuz of the size or shape, but cuz a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

#19281835
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (3366)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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