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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9956
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>Addiction333</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 9:48pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:37am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 11:30pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:29pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:25pm<b>xSlyx</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:41am<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>Qele</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 4:52am<b>Jeremybking</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:17pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:34pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:17am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:07am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:46pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 9:44pm<b>rkdstp1995</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:52pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:35pm

Fucked!<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:46pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:44am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:11am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 9:35pm<b>dawanjony</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:46am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:44pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:06pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:48pm<b>allfingmadhere</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:23pm<b>iReadFML12</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:12am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:09am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:46am<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

by Cherrish it / 09/04/2012 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML

by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

by calivianya / 08/28/2012 at 12:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

by idontbleedfromthere / 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

by Rachel / 07/20/2012 at 1:13am / United States / Money

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML

by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:59am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

by whattheheck / 06/04/2012 at 12:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

by jingle / 05/25/2012 at 7:18am / United States (Delaware) / Work

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

by Damn / 05/06/2012 at 9:53am / Australia / Miscellaneous