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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8092
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9701) - you deserved it (55652)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)

Today, my dog, who has been specially trained to go for help when I'm having a seizure, went to alert my parents downstairs that I was having an emergency. The "emergency" was me masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36479) - you deserved it (11275)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24636) - you deserved it (1616)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20984) - you deserved it (1993)

On 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by idontbleedfromthere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37855) - you deserved it (2110)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38259) - you deserved it (3335)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML


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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML


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On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

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