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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6541
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>ijulez</b> - 22 hours ago<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:54am<b>Canes2292</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:15am<b>KV1004</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:24pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 4:10pm<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:17am<b>rylaii</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:20am<b>donovanistyping</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:27am<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 4:23am<b>Guardrecruiter</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:04pm<b>Martinez0285</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:08pm<b>Anasazi</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:43pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:18am<b>jareda6x</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:52am<b>mumblemore</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:12pm<b>Agafue</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:57pm<b>DreadedSamurai</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:09pm

Fucked!<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 12:05am<b>badkid91</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:58pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 2:39pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:41am<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:35pm<b>TallyFtw69</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 3:08pm<b>Sublimeguy82</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:40am<b>pantsman66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>712sash</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:44am<b>Roskosity</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:18am<b>Headcrab</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:47am<b>HunterMark</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 11:41pm<b>mill2775</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 10:33pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML

#20790784
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40276) - you deserved it (11034)

On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today, while texting my boyfriend, I noticed that he copies and pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. FML

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

#20785133
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59798) - you deserved it (21075)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76336) - you deserved it (3864)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53166) - you deserved it (9167)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59080) - you deserved it (10891)

On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

#20760331
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44450) - you deserved it (11699)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45554) - you deserved it (8205)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58893) - you deserved it (22964)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

#20720590
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (73986)

On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

#20717146
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44163) - you deserved it (12816)

On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68975) - you deserved it (12994)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57255) - you deserved it (66180)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69691) - you deserved it (4262)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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