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Anumayis

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Anumayis
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10843
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anumayis : I'm a girl. just thought the blue edge looked nicer. :)

Anumayis's page activity

Visits<b>c_p1737</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 1:16pm<b>AudiLover21</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 12:27pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 12:35am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/21/2016 at 8:20pm<b>Lucky7112</b> - the 09/28/2016 at 12:30am<b>Addiction333</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 9:48pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 8:37am<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 11:30pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:29pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:25pm<b>xSlyx</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:41am<b>Joshawott14</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:15pm<b>Qele</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 10:44am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 4:52am<b>Jeremybking</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:17pm<b>hoosiergirl94</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:17am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:07am

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 2:20am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:46pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 3:44am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:11am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 9:35pm<b>dawanjony</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:46am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 3:44pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:06pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:48pm<b>allfingmadhere</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:23pm<b>iReadFML12</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 6:12am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 3:09am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:46am<b>LightningVoltix</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:17pm<b>scotland1995</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:23am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:18am<b>MUDD1979</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:26am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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I like your style

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Anumayis's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML

by DisgustinglyFrustrated / 10/10/2013 at 11:40am / Argentina (Santa Fe) / Intimacy

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

by 94lbs of muscle / 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm / Health

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Kids

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 7:44am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

by so_screwed / 09/25/2013 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

by oops / 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my English teacher handed back my creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently, she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic, overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on my life. FML

by Sua / 09/19/2013 at 2:15am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

by Sunny / 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous