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Antonia583's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45080) - you deserved it (13890)

On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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1236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (654759) - you deserved it (440410)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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