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by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
by dubblechic / 01/18/2011 at 1:16pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
by Fonz / 01/26/2010 at 9:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
by snorlax / 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
by grounded / 01/03/2010 at 11:40am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Intimacy
by xxxzzzooo / 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm / Miscellaneous
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML
by none / 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
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