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Antares_01
  • Town/Country : Venezia, Italy
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Antares_01 : hey! Just a typical guy reading stories about other people's plights and either sympathizing with them or raising an eyebrow as to how idiotic they are. =D

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Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24048) - you deserved it (7452)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64675) - you deserved it (14313)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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