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Anonymous_Tom

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Anonymous_Tom

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Anonymous_Tom : A gamer, a writer, a nobody. Meh.

Anonymous_Tom's page activity

Visits<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:38am<b>partyman4059</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:20pm<b>Cnscott0205</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:06am<b>triplebeerox</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 7:50pm<b>sheethapins</b> - the 12/19/2012 at 11:03am

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Anonymous_Tom's favorite FMLs

Today, I complimented a player in a game who protected my ass the whole match. As a joke, I told them to marry me. Turned out the person was a horny 40-something lesbian stalker who spent the next 5 hours sending me pictures and trying to find out where I live. FML

#21398988
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22716) - you deserved it (4492)

On 04/24/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30456) - you deserved it (4349)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

#21380814
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (2520)

On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

#21371640
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26752) - you deserved it (6215)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)



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