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About Anonamouses : If you haven't already noticed, I suck at usernames.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
Monday 1 September 2014