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Annabelle2942
  • Town/Country : Orlando FL, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About Annabelle2942 : Hey. How about you fuck off? Mkay thanx bye :3
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Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

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