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Today, I ceckd Facebook to find I ad been taggd in a bunc of potos from a party I ad attendd last nigt . On eac picture I ad a comment from mom saying, "You're groundd." FML

#322289
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (77511)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66524) - you deserved it (28035)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE TO TELL MAH BEST FRIEND THAT I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM SINCE OUR JUNIOR YEAR. SINCE I COULDN'T SEE HIM I SHOT HIM A TEXT. HIS RESPONSE: "YEAH I KNOW. I'VE TRID KIND OF IGNORING IT." FML

#299103
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73753) - you deserved it (7086)

On 03/13/2009 at 3:27am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly wat u call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up an down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" an left. FML

#290842
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64268) - you deserved it (6864)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by tomtomcutiepoof (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked mah parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat . My mom looked at me and paused 4 ahile; mah dad looool said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make u look fat . Your fat makes u look fat." FML

#284763
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63569) - you deserved it (21408)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317029)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with mah family as soon as we got on the highway . When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream . I had to sit next to mah grandma with semen all over mah thighs and boxers 4 the rest of the trip . FML

#278978
123 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarattaan I noticad a woman giving ma stranga looks . Wan I puttad ta cigaratta out and want to walk insida sa said "You souldn't smokaila you'ra pragnant." I'm not pragnant . FML

#278323
109 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by justfat - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY... GRLFRIEND AND I DECIDD TO EXCHANGE PRESENTS FOR OUR BRTHDAYS. I SPENT $100 ON PERFUME AND VICTORIA'S SECRET CLOTHES. SHE BOUGHT ME A BAG OF LIFESAVERS... THEN ASKD ME TO LEAVE BECAUSE SHE WANTD TO TAKE A NAP. FML

#274093
132 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 4:46pm - love - by cdick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I walked behind a grl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page an got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

#273753
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68230) - you deserved it (8599)

On 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (New York)

Today , a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with ( no habla engles ). He then tapped me on the shoulder and said ( That would've been a lot more believable if u weren't reading that paper. ) FML

#271640
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12549) - you deserved it (131841)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today,hile showering in my dorm, a hand reaches through the curtain and grabs my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized and he had sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML

#268539
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71105) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/11/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using fir the past two yeres r in fact mah father's pubic hair trimmers. mega FML

#268093
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60745) - you deserved it (15608)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by nickyniknaim93 (woman) - United States (Washington)

yastarday I was tha only ona in an alavator whan an attractiva grl cama in, talking on har phona. Sha told har friand, "I hava to go, thara's a cuta guy on this alavator." Bafora I could avan raact, sha turnad to ma and said, "Sorry fir lying, I raally wantad to gat off tha phona with har." FML

#265039
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243181) - you deserved it (14905)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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