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  • Number of visits : 1784
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Anjeluh : I have a Tim Burton imagination.

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Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62284) - you deserved it (7315)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39830) - you deserved it (4109)

On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

#15308430
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33439) - you deserved it (9071)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

#15302298
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26591) - you deserved it (14086)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#15301527
182 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42939) - you deserved it (2723)

On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

#15295862
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30605) - you deserved it (3781)

On 03/13/2011 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31576) - you deserved it (2840)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

#15291408
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48532) - you deserved it (3814)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

#15290209
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23876) - you deserved it (13456)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by Sparks (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

#15285580
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36055) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42473) - you deserved it (5620)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (9016)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
103 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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