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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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About AnimeBitch : I'm a person. I've been reading FMLs forever, and have a for real account now, I love reading the comments some of them are better than the actual FMLs. So, yeah. Oh, and..... apples.

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (184062) - you deserved it (36964)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (276978) - you deserved it (65341)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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