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Aniblecoby
  • Town/Country : Mermaid lagoon, Neverland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML

#15616654
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32113) - you deserved it (11496)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

#14716762
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24718) - you deserved it (3045)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (4431)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

#14654944
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22595) - you deserved it (4321)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27847) - you deserved it (3793)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

#14583588
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (2247)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:24pm - animals - by inchetogb - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

#14032735
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11148) - you deserved it (18397)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (3548)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

#13837654
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (21560)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

#13829681
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (2550)

On 11/13/2010 at 5:34pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

#13797443
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9558) - you deserved it (27406)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I complained to my boss about how my printer wasn't printing colored ink even though I had just installed a new cartridge yesterday. Upon investigation, she noted that I forgot to take off the protection sticker from the cartridge. Good job. FML

#13793318
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4346) - you deserved it (21921)

On 11/10/2010 at 7:26pm - work - by MrandMrsRendon20 - United States (Texas)

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

#13789947
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19267) - you deserved it (12648)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

#8492061
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19847) - you deserved it (4145)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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