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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Angitia : Greetings. My name shall stay hidden from you, and you can call me Angitia. I reside in Athens, Greece, and I am 21 years old. I speak many languages fluently including Greek, Hebrew and English. I study Linguistics, and I have a very wide knowledge on mythology. I am a giant fan of dubstep, indie and music in general.

FML is a form of entertainment for me, and nothing but that, for now. I simply decided to join to make the experience more diverse.

If you read all of this, I salute you. May chaos guide you...

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50 quality responses

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Angitia's favorite FMLs

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (651051) - you deserved it (438288)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
994 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70811) - you deserved it (734641)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1145148) - you deserved it (115377)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
953 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72954) - you deserved it (421631)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231376) - you deserved it (81136)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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