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Angitia
  • Town/Country : Athens, Greece
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Angitia : Greetings. My name shall stay hidden from you, and you can call me Angitia. I reside in Athens, Greece, and I am 21 years old. I speak many languages fluently including Greek, Hebrew and English. I study Linguistics, and I have a very wide knowledge on mythology. I am a giant fan of dubstep, indie and music in general.

FML is a form of entertainment for me, and nothing but that, for now. I simply decided to join to make the experience more diverse.

If you read all of this, I salute you. May chaos guide you...

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (17376)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33498) - you deserved it (5188)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27849) - you deserved it (3779)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104411) - you deserved it (14015)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
813 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113661) - you deserved it (71754)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69234) - you deserved it (179578)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
663 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655073) - you deserved it (48790)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
907 comments

I agree, your life sucks (328782) - you deserved it (35685)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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