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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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162 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML

#20757745
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16897) - you deserved it (53826)

On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21966) - you deserved it (3360)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

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On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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132 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 5:03am - misc - by holyshart - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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208 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (2849)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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177 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)



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