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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by hoody (man) - United States
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 5:47am - love - by uuuuugh (woman) - United States (California)
Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:01am - love - by DeadBroke (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by katiekat (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by kady (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I sat for 3 hours at my boyfriend's Christmas celebrations. He has 22 cousins. They open presents one at a time. In silence. I got nothing. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - love - by Earths_Venus (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Sean (man) - United States
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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