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Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

#14411128
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (6183)

On 12/31/2010 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

#14374447
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28253) - you deserved it (2196)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to choose between living with my over protective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

#14362335
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35855) - you deserved it (2589)

On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39056) - you deserved it (10530)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

#14324208
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27247) - you deserved it (17354)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

#14286493
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35822) - you deserved it (2753)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (9059)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there awhile. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for "help". FML

#14254950
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (3964)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33459) - you deserved it (3921)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99367) - you deserved it (5419)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12362) - you deserved it (81645)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14144) - you deserved it (23357)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43123) - you deserved it (3591)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60831) - you deserved it (8955)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -



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